 Unpleasant |
| Review Date: February 2, 2010 |
| Reviewer: Gordon M. Wagner, Suburbia |
| Why don't men visit sex workers? Bad sex, fear of infection or disease, an unpleasant experience. Here's the chance to experience all three negatives in one unpleasant product! I like the pinkish-transparent glitter material this thing is made out of, but that's about all that I have to say that's positive. It's REALLY small, painfully small. Small and not deep enough, and I'm of average size. The sensation is mediocre. Manipulating the device is curious-feeling, not entirely pleasant. Certainly nothing like any oral sex I've ever enjoyed. The worst part, however, is that immediately after climaxing when your male theatre begins to empty, so to speak, the material has a really awful "grabby" feeling on your rapidly-deflating engine of manhood. But wait, it gets worse. Something in either the material or the aforementioned "grabby" feeling resulted in an *uncomfortable* sore spot on my male anatomy. So! We have A) a bad experience B) bad sex and C) an infection or sore spot! Voila! Everything you don't want all in one package. Stay the heck away from this thing. What was I thinking? |
WOW!!
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| Review Date: April 17, 2010 |
| Reviewer: david donnell, |
If you need one of these thing for the "lonely times", DON'T spend a hundred bucks on one of those things that has the brand-name of some porn star on it, in order to jack the price up. This thing is ALL you need. True, NOTHING feels like, or as good, the real thing. But don't think of it that way. Think of it as just something that will give a completely different experience, very enjoyable in it's own way. This will do exactly that.
As has already been mentioned, this thing is TIGHT. You WILL need liberal lube to use it, and .... well .... pulling out after everything is done is almost painful. But while it's working, you'll definitely have nothing to complain about. As an added bonus, each end makes it feel a bit different. It CAN be used as a "thruster", not just a "stroker".
It's been literally years since I've bought anything like this. I just kinda went ahead with this because it was cheap. Very glad I did now. Only 1 major complaint & it's enough to deduct 2 stars .... it needs to be at least 1" longer, perhaps even 2". I think I'm a fairly normal size guy & it's VERY easy to pop out the back side. True, even THAT is pleasurable & actually adds a THIRD type of sensation to it, which some might like to do occasionally. But for me, it feels best to stay completely inside. And that's kinda hard to do. |
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